


Which on it's own is enough to make me not want to recommend this book because that really skeeved me out despite the fact that there are no explicit sex scenes or murder scenes in this book.īut how did this couple, who have two teenage children no less, get into this sick crime? There's a really long uninteresting backstory so in summary: basically Millicent (the 'lovely wife' from the book title) manages to get her husband 'TSFP' (which stands for That Stupid Fucking Psycho, because this book never gives him a name) to kill her sister Holly (which is also my name RIP Holly, you didn't deserve all of that) in the name of defending Millicent. Where do I even begin?! Ok, first off this book is about a husband and wife who decide that murdering women is somehow a turn on and keeps their marriage fun and sexy. Spoiler time! Seriously, this is going to be long! Some people really enjoyed this book so consider that before deciding to spoil this book's entire plot by reading my ridiculously (and uncharacteristically) long spoiler below:

I have a lot of things to say about this book, none of them good, pretty much all of it is a spoiler.
